They used to hold
quinoa and flax
no, not for me
For the puppy girl diet
Then we figured out
that she was just nurturing a
symbiotic relationship
with the crows
(no WONDER there was never anything to scoop)
and that she wasn't really
getting anything from those healthy grains
so we started feeding her grocery outlet
73% lean
(iiicck!!)
raw hamburger
and white rice
instead.
Now, those canisters hold
soft wheat
Which I grow wheat grass from
Which, yes, I still feed to my puppy
because, frankly, she loves grass
Might as well be the healthy kind.
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