Around Pinehurst - December (Empty)

Last year
my side joined us in Seattle
for a very PNW Christmas celebration
complete with Christmas morinng hike
and stockings hung by the chimney with care

Christmas Mantel '09 - Pinehurst Main Floor Fireplace

Photo (c) b3 home designs

Why yes, Timmy.

If you misbehave all year long

throw a hissy fit

act ungrateful

or do none of the above

but have a prangsta

(yes, with an "a" not an "er")

for a spouse

Then you too may end up with nothing

but two lumps of coal in your stocking.

I was going to do it to my nephew

but Lord knows that child has had

more than enough trauma in his life

R's real stocking goods were in the pantry

it was hell and high hopes trying to

keep him out of there

and away from Santa's cookies.

Happy December!