Imagine
If you will
a beautiful tree
that was hunted
and fought for
and brought down
from the greatest tree farm
on
this
earth.
it is trimmed
all aglow with lights
done up with
trinkets and doodads
magnificently
in red, white and silver
it is full
it is tall
it is gorgeous
with trimmings just right
then
you go to work
and you come home
and you see this
(!!!!)
and you almost
al.most.
strangle your dog
before you look a little closer
and you realize
that only a really cruel
dog mommy
would decorate a tree
with shiny white
dog bone ornaments
And you peel off
into fits of uncontrollable laughter
because your puppy mutt
is chewing on a print
of this photo
as if to say
"Payback is a bitch"
Although, not really
because she's a sweetie
and she would never use
words like that
So.
We'll just skip Christmas
on the main floor
this year
Score 1 for the Puppy Mutt.
