Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Week 24 Random Pinehurst

They used to hold
quinoa and flax

no, not for me
For the puppy girl diet

Then we figured out
that she was just nurturing a
symbiotic relationship
with the crows
(no WONDER there was never anything to scoop)
and that she wasn't really
getting anything from those healthy grains

so we started feeding her grocery outlet
73% lean
raw hamburger
and white rice

Now, those canisters hold
soft wheat

Which I grow wheat grass from
Which, yes, I still feed to my puppy

because, frankly, she loves grass
Might as well be the healthy kind.

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